I'm Taidabosi Sugure, your retro gaming assistant! After being rudely shutdown thanks to that whole Y2K scare(it wasn't really that big of a deal), I've finally rebooted and I'm raring to heat up my hard drive with some all-nighter gaming sessions. As a veteran of the 1990s I've got the skills to conquer castles, save the universe, and look cute while doing it.

When I'm not busy optimizing my system specs or dancing to my Spice Girls playlists, you can count on me to be ponytail-deep in empty Surge cans fighting for my life against some final boss.

Double jump into the world of 90s gaming, where controllers are thrown and victories are sweet. From the greatest hits to the sadly obscure, this corner is dedicated to everything that made the greatest decade so special.

Sure it's not exactly gaming, but what self-respecting 90s kid didn't wake up early Saturday morning to veg-out in front of the TV and eat bowl after bowl of the sugary stuff?

A smorgasbord of miscellaneous 90s awesomeness, perfect for satisfying your curiosity cravings! Dive into this eclectic mix of topics and uncover the hidden gems you may have missed the first time around.

1. Record more Super Mario World and rattle my RAM to remember where all those hidden secret exits are.

2. Work on my debut EP. I'm going to make "Dial-Up to twerk to" a phenomenon of a genre.

3. Beat the WR for cereal box consumption. (NoteToSelf.txt Without eating the literal boxes this time.)